Bono should keep the clothes, Larry Mullen should lose the clothes, and Adam Clayton should wear a burqa.
Ten to fifteen minutes is decidedly enough time to find a worm.
"Edge" stands for "Ergonomically Designed Gaelic Experience."
"Come now" coming from one with a come-hither look can come as a come on.
Kim: "I just heard Colleen say 'kinky.' My life is complete."
Yes, you too can be naked on the cover of Rolling Stone.
SOS -- Be my Mr. Milker!
Sometimes, everyone wants to touch black leather pants in a very special way.
Three is just pathetic.
When your mom IMs at 6 a.m., you just woke up.
It's only speeding when you go over 100.
Britt: "Were those the directions?"
Eighty years of dust need not be disturbed.
Higher altitude = Shorter cooking time.
Erie is not a "coastal lake."
Only a rock god knows where the streets have no name.
Copyright © 2002 Colleen Fischer | Last updated October 7, 2002