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The Players

Adelle
Alex
Britt
Emily
Kathy
Katie
Kim
Laura
Matt
Scott
Shannon
Tamica

Hierarchies

The Hierarchy of Evil
The Hierarchy of Dirtiness
The Hierarchy of Bitchiness
The Hierarchy of Ridiculosity

Nightly Conclusions

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Learn the Lingo

Amish
Amish ho
Am not/Are too
And yeah
Bourghetto
"Behg"
Crazyfun times
Death stare
Doooooo it
Dude
Eloise the Hungry Hippo
Funny vegetables
"HIGH-larious"
HoJoe
Icky, Daddy, icky
I'll give you a dollar
I win
Jen with no pants
Knitting sticks
Lay-down loner
Looks like he's wearing a shirt ...
Prancing with Chex Mix
Ridiculosity
SAGA rat
Shannon dance
Simple user
Sketchy
Take it up a notch
Yay for <insert word here>
You fail

Crazyfun Times

The Birth and Death of Eloise the Hungry Hippo
Getting Happy
Making Mischief
Comtemplating the Future ... And the Garbage
The Outdoorsy Spirit
The Incredible Collapsing Girl

In Their Own Words

Fired!
Greetings From Gaithersburg
Hello From Isanti
Ahoy From Ohio
I'm In DC!
BLD, PDW, DPC ...
Hello From NY
Sangria Means Bloody

Signs the Apocalypse Is Near

Omen 1
Omen 2
Omen 3
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Hierarchies

Naturally, the Who's Who of American High School Students attending the elite university are obsessed with rankings. Here, we rate ourselves on some truly essential qualities.

The Hierarchy of Evil

Coca-Cola Classic with cocaine

Coca-Cola Classic

Jolt Cola

Mountain Dew Code Red

Mountain Dew

Diet Coke With Lemon

Diet Coke

Cherry Coke

New Coke

Sprite

Diet Sprite

Seltzer Water

Kim

Scott

Tamica

Nick

Matt

Shannon

Britt

Laura

Alex

Katie

Kristin

Colleen


The Hierarchy of Dirtiness

Butter

Cream

Half and half

Whole milk

2% milk

1% milk

Skim milk

Laura

Britt

Matt

Scott

Kim

Colleen

Katie


The Hierarchy of Bitchiness

Heart-shaped vibrating bed

King-size bed

Queen-size bed

Double bed

Extra-long twin bed

Twin bed

Bunk beds

Cot

Sleeping bag

Kim

Britt

Colleen

Matt

Scott

Tamica

Laura

Katie

Shannon


The Hierarchy of Ridiculosity

Castle with moat

Master P's mansion

Penthouse apartment

Beach house in the Hamptons

Suburban cookie-cutter house

Farmhouse with barn and silo

Log cabin

Handyman's dream shack

Static caravan

Van down by the river

Cardboard box in dark alley

The PARC bench

Nick

Katie

Scott

Britt

Colleen

Kim

Laura

Shannon

Tamica

Matt

Kristin

Alex




Copyright © 2002 Colleen Fischer | Last updated October 7, 2002