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The Players



The Hierarchy of Evil
The Hierarchy of Dirtiness
The Hierarchy of Bitchiness
The Hierarchy of Ridiculosity

Nightly Conclusions

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Learn the Lingo

Amish ho
Am not/Are too
And yeah
Crazyfun times
Death stare
Doooooo it
Eloise the Hungry Hippo
Funny vegetables
Icky, Daddy, icky
I'll give you a dollar
I win
Jen with no pants
Knitting sticks
Lay-down loner
Looks like he's wearing a shirt ...
Prancing with Chex Mix
SAGA rat
Shannon dance
Simple user
Take it up a notch
Yay for <insert word here>
You fail

Crazyfun Times

The Birth and Death of Eloise the Hungry Hippo
Getting Happy
Making Mischief
Comtemplating the Future ... And the Garbage
The Outdoorsy Spirit
The Incredible Collapsing Girl

In Their Own Words

Greetings From Gaithersburg
Hello From Isanti
Ahoy From Ohio
I'm In DC!
Hello From NY
Sangria Means Bloody

Signs the Apocalypse Is Near

Omen 1
Omen 2
Omen 3

In Their Own Words

By Alex
One day, someone said they felt a moral dilema saying "The MOST important thing is that those who support us give as generously as possible." He felt that it would be more important to become involved with the issues, or march on the capital in protest. Upon hearing this, the director's draw literally dropped ...

Greetings From Gaithersburg
By Britt
In what is probably the most startling information for most of you, I have in fact managed to accommodate myself to a schedule in which I get to "sleep in" until 7:30 a.m. on some days and get up at 7 or 6:30 on others, and in which I typically get to bed by 11:30 p.m.

Hello From Isanti
By Katie
I guess the most exciting thing in my life right now is the road construction a block from my house. (We don't really have blocks out here in the country, but for you city people, that's about how far away the mess is.)

Ahoy From Ohio
By Kim
I said my mom was going to kill me. In an attempt to reassure me he said that she wouldn't because it was against the law. Noting the irony, I turned to him and said, "Speeding it against the law as well and you see how well that stopped me."

I'm In DC!
By Matt
I'm working on the "Big Key Project," which I call the "Office Security Enhancement Project." Basically what I do is record the key number on each staff member's office key and find out whether it is a master key or not, and then get the staff member to sign off to verify that they have the key. Pretty lame, I know ...

By Matt
They don't appear to have the peanut butter that BLD wants, so I ask the same cashier if they have peanut butter. She of course responds in the negative using the same tone as the previous day. My inner monologue responds with, "Yo, bitch, I don't take no shit, 'specially from you. I could get yo skanky ass fired in no time!"

Hello From NY
By Shannon
I also went to Manhattan in search of tutti-frutti donuts at McDonald's. Alas, I got there and they only had sugar, powdered, and plain McDonuts. What tutti frutti donuts look or taste like remains a mystery.

Sangria Means Bloody
By Tamica
We went to a tapas restaurant called Jaleo. It was really good and my co-workers kept pouring me glasses of Sangria. I think I had 3 or 4. I didn't keep track really. It was a lot of fun and they told me to keep it a secret that they support under-age drinking.

Copyright © 2002 Colleen Fischer | Last updated October 7, 2002