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The Players

Adelle
Alex
Britt
Emily
Kathy
Katie
Kim
Laura
Matt
Scott
Shannon
Tamica

Hierarchies

The Hierarchy of Evil
The Hierarchy of Dirtiness
The Hierarchy of Bitchiness
The Hierarchy of Ridiculosity

Nightly Conclusions

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Learn the Lingo

Amish
Amish ho
Am not/Are too
And yeah
Bourghetto
"Behg"
Crazyfun times
Death stare
Doooooo it
Dude
Eloise the Hungry Hippo
Funny vegetables
"HIGH-larious"
HoJoe
Icky, Daddy, icky
I'll give you a dollar
I win
Jen with no pants
Knitting sticks
Lay-down loner
Looks like he's wearing a shirt ...
Prancing with Chex Mix
Ridiculosity
SAGA rat
Shannon dance
Simple user
Sketchy
Take it up a notch
Yay for <insert word here>
You fail

Crazyfun Times

The Birth and Death of Eloise the Hungry Hippo
Getting Happy
Making Mischief
Comtemplating the Future ... And the Garbage
The Outdoorsy Spirit
The Incredible Collapsing Girl

In Their Own Words

Fired!
Greetings From Gaithersburg
Hello From Isanti
Ahoy From Ohio
I'm In DC!
BLD, PDW, DPC ...
Hello From NY
Sangria Means Bloody

Signs the Apocalypse Is Near

Omen 1
Omen 2
Omen 3
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The Players

Adelle

Adelle's going to be famous one day -- why? Because I've promised to dedicate my first book to her, of course. But she'll probably be famous in her right for the empathetic therapy she'll offer as a psychologist. Adelle's been my friend longer than anyone; she and I first met in kindergarten back at OLC, and she's one of the few people I'll allow to call me Fish.


Alex

Alex

Alex may be the friend I see the least -- even counting my friends from home. Alex is a biomedical engineering major, and, diligent student that he is, he always has his nose to the grindstone. But we can occasionally draw him out for a game or two of euchre. Alex, I also find, is the only other sane driver among my friends.


Britt

Britt

Someday, Britt's going to save the world. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but definitely the day after that. Just kidding -- Britt's procrastination applies only to schoolwork -- something I can heartily sympathize with. She's always ready with the definitive witty remark for the evening, invariably delivered with the perfect timing necessary to make everyone scream, laugh, or both.

Visit Britt's web site.


Emily

Ah, Emily. "Quirky" does not do her justice. I can always count on Emily to say something that will make me laugh and yet, at the same time, wonder if she's serious. Emily is also amazingly nice, though she will deny this to you until she is blue in the face. Emily's off at Penn State now, studying communications and, thus, the speaking abilities of her favorite president. Well, that is, after Abe.


Kathy

Kathy

Kathy knows what to tell the world to do with its beauty standards. Already the dorm's number one proponent of sweatpants, she also is thinking of shaving her head in the near future, all in the name of comfort and convenience. Recently, she hit another of our friends in the face with a cream pie at dinner, something that still makes everyone laugh to remember it. Kathy's sublime confidence and whimsical sense of humor make her a fun person to hang out with and an excellent companion.


Katie

Katie

Sweet and cheerful, my friend Katie came to Northwestern from tiny Isanti, Minnesota. Also a journalism major, she shared my pain in Editing and Writing the News. Katie burns up the ice every week playing hockey for the university's women's club team. In her spare time, she works as a lifeguard at the swimming pool on faraway north campus.


Kim

Kim

Kim once described something as "a wild orgy of gummy bear satisfaction." This really has nothing to do with her profile, but I thought it was funny. My first friend here at Northwestern, Kim has always helped me laugh through my sometimes rocky transition to college life. Kim has a reputation for being sometimes bitter, but she is always kind at heart and a good friend, someone we all depend on. Kim has an irrational fear of ice skates. She loves sleeping, psychology, sleeping, indie music, sleeping, gummy bears, and sleeping. Oh, and she likes to sleep.

Visit Kim's web site.


Laura

Laura

Laura has the talent for acting that we all wish or think we have. Combine that with outspoken political views and you have one endlessly interesting and entertaining person. Laura also has the patience of a saint, which is constantly tested both by absent-minded directors and mischievous friends. She's also a raging U2 fan -- so if you're reading this, Bono, know that you need look no further for the real girl you can't live with or without.


Matt

Matt

According to the Love Calculator, Matt and I are 97% compatible and, therefore, destined to be together. Guess it's too bad for me, then, that we disagree so strongly on the eternally divisive issue of Yugoslavia's importance in world history. Matt is the ultimate poli sci geek, able to name the senators representing every state -- and probably place them on their proper committees, too. He enjoys C-SPAN, online chat, and peanut butter. Possibly good hints for a date ... but don't get any ideas about stealing my man.

Visit Matt's web site.


Scott

Scott

Sometimes, it's hard to say what will make a bigger impact on the world: participating in a powerful act of protest or dumping a bucket of water on someone's head. Scott, known to his comrades as the subcomandante of the PARC Liberation Army, has bravely chosen to utilize both approaches -- so don't start the revolution without him. An ardent hockey fan, he has led the PARC floor hockey team in many rousing renditions of "Oh Canada." Scott is also a caring and understanding friend who can always make me smile when I'm feeling down. Someday, he plans to live on the dole in Prague and there watch the Czech hockey team win its rightful gold medal.


Shannon

Shannon

Shannon's a junior here at Northwestern, so she is older, wiser, and much more likely to keep on going if she steps in something wet ... never mind. Shannon's wry sense of humor puts us all in stitches -- I willingly admit that I am addicted to checking her away messages. And yes, Flushing, New York, is a real place.

Visit Shannon's web site.


Tamica

Tamica

When Tamica's CD player broke, she couldn't bear to part with it, even after getting a new one. Not that it had sentimental value -- but maybe, if she held onto it long enough, she would get it fixed. Tamica is from Sugar Land, a city that, believe it or not, exists. She has the strangest sleeping habits I've ever encountered; not only does she sleep at semi-random points during the day, once, she sat up straight while fast asleep.

Visit Tamica's web site.




Copyright © 2002 Colleen Fischer | Last updated October 7, 2002