Scott

Sometimes, it's hard to say what will make a bigger impact on the world: participating in a powerful act of protest or dumping a bucket of water on someone's head. Scott, known to his comrades as the subcomandante of the PARC Liberation Army, has bravely chosen to utilize both approaches -- so don't start the revolution without him. An ardent hockey fan, he has led the PARC floor hockey team in many rousing renditions of "Oh Canada." Scott is also a caring and understanding friend who can always make me smile when I'm feeling down. Someday, he plans to live on the dole in Prague and there watch the Czech hockey team win its rightful gold medal.